After the shocking events of Godless Season 1, Netflix has greenlit a second season—because let’s be honest, there’s always more room for brooding cowboys, excessive shootouts, and dramatic horse-riding montages. The Plot Season 2 picks up five years later. Roy Goode (Jack O’Connell), now a full-fledged legend of the West, has traded his gunslinging days
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In a groundbreaking and somewhat questionable move, the Canadian government has announced a new initiative to curb the country’s booming beaver population—by administering human contraceptive injections to the unsuspecting rodents. For years, Canada has struggled with an ever-growing number of beavers, who, despite their adorable buck-toothed charm, have been wreaking havoc on forests, rivers, and
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In an audacious move that will surely shake up the streaming industry, Elon Musk has announced his latest venture: Muskflix—a brand-new platform where every single piece of content is about one thing, and one thing only: Elon Musk. The billionaire inventor, entrepreneur, and aspiring intergalactic overlord will be taking his love for being in the
It’s that magical time of year again when the halls are decked, the stockings are hung, and the annual spectacle of adult pantomime returns to a stage near you—because nothing says “festive cheer” quite like raunchy jokes, innuendo-laden scripts, and the kind of costume choices that make your auntie clutch her pearls. That’s right, folks—adult
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In what can only be described as the most “hole”-arious mistake in golfing history, a man in Florida has reportedly hit a hole in one—on the wrong green. The baffling incident unfolded at the prestigious Pinehill Golf Course, where local golfer Bob Thompson, 42, became an accidental legend for all the wrong reasons. Thompson, a
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In an unexpected turn of events, the UK and US governments have announced plans to close all cat cafes in both countries, citing an alarming rise in “Cat Flu” among both felines and humans. Authorities state that the popular cafes, where customers sip lattes and pet adoptable cats, have unwittingly become ground zero for a
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Hollywood, CA – In an unprecedented turn of events, actor Greg Hutchinson has found himself cast in a major upcoming Marvel film without so much as a phone call, audition, or even a vague understanding of what’s happening. Marvel Studios, known for its highly selective casting process and rigorous auditions, has reportedly chosen Hutchinson for
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In a shocking move that has left both financial experts and political commentators baffled, Labour leader Keir Starmer is reportedly preparing to launch his own cryptocurrency, tentatively named “StarmerCoin”. Sources close to the opposition leader say the decision was inspired by Donald Trump’s own foray into digital assets, with Starmer determined to prove that “Labour
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In a bold attempt to plug the ever-growing holes in their budgets, local councils across the UK have started selling advertising space on their staff uniforms. Leeds City Council is leading the charge, unveiling a striking new partnership with fast food giant German Doner Kebab (GDK). Starting this week, council workers—including bin collectors, parking wardens,
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In a groundbreaking announcement that has sent shockwaves through the scientific community, astronomers have confirmed the discovery of a brand-new constellation—officially named “Hawk Tuah” in honor of the internet’s latest viral sensation. Dr. Leonard Nebula, lead researcher at the International Space Observation Institute, made the announcement late last night, stating: “This is a once-in-a-lifetime event.
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