April 2025

BEDFORD, UK — Mere hours after Universal Studios announced its plans to build Europe’s largest theme park just outside Bedford (because obviously), Elon Musk took to X (formerly known as Twitter, formerly known as a good idea) to unveil his latest masterstroke of genius-energy-techno-hype-magic: powering the entire park with Tesla cars doing synchronized donuts. “No

In a surprising turn of international diplomacy (or perhaps just sheer panic), the UK has announced it will be sending the entire London Eye to America as a peace offering, following a spat over trade tariffs. The move comes after President Donald Trump imposed a series of aggressive tax tariffs on British goods, including tea,