BEDFORD, UK — Mere hours after Universal Studios announced its plans to build Europe’s largest theme park just outside Bedford (because obviously), Elon Musk took to X (formerly known as Twitter, formerly known as a good idea) to unveil his latest masterstroke of genius-energy-techno-hype-magic: powering the entire park with Tesla cars doing synchronized donuts. “No
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In a surprising turn of international diplomacy (or perhaps just sheer panic), the UK has announced it will be sending the entire London Eye to America as a peace offering, following a spat over trade tariffs. The move comes after President Donald Trump imposed a series of aggressive tax tariffs on British goods, including tea,
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Paddy McGuinness, the beloved host of the popular BBC series “Inside the Factory,” has recently revealed an unexpected side effect of his presenting duties. Since joining the show, McGuinness has developed what he describes as a full-blown addiction to chocolate. His confession came after multiple episodes filming in various confectionery factories, where constant exposure to
TOKYO – In a groundbreaking development that no one really asked for, Japanese tech giant KissuTech has unveiled a revolutionary new app designed to bring the intimacy of kissing into the digital age. Dubbed “KissMe 3000,” the app promises to simulate real-life smooching through a special set of silicone lips that attach to your smartphone.
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A woman who developed an intense obsession with walking up and down her stairs has claimed that the habit has completely destroyed her life, leaving her with unparalleled fitness, a fractured social life, and an uncontrollable urge to climb everything in sight. Margaret Pemberton, 46, from Sheffield, first discovered her love of stair-walking during lockdown
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In what can only be described as the most bizarre managerial crisis in football history, Liverpool FC has been left without a single member of its coaching staff following their dramatic clash with Wolves. With manager Arne Slot and his entire backroom team receiving their marching orders, the club has reportedly turned to an unexpected
The White House press conference took an unexpected turn Tuesday when Elon Musk’s four-year-old son, X Æ A-Xii, decided that enough was enough. While Musk stood beside former President Donald Trump to discuss his new role as head of the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), young X made a powerful statement—one that resonated with millions
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In a shocking yet oddly predictable turn of events, Barclays has blamed its latest 48-hour online banking meltdown on an epidemic of excessive lunch breaks and an overwhelming influx of online food deliveries to its headquarters. The banking giant, whose customers were left helplessly refreshing their app in a desperate attempt to transfer funds, insisted
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In what can only be described as an avant-garde mix of high fashion and a Home Depot clearance sale, Jaden Smith shocked attendees at the 2025 Grammy Awards by arriving on the red carpet with a full-sized cardboard house on his head. The 26-year-old actor, rapper, and part-time philosopher strutted into the event with what
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In a post-match interview that left reporters struggling to keep straight faces, professional footballer Jamie Cartwright blamed his team’s crushing 4-0 defeat on an issue he claimed was entirely out of his control: the grass was simply “too grassy.” “Honestly, I don’t know how they expect us to perform under these conditions,” Cartwright told journalists
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