Footballer Blames Poor Performance on “Too Much Grass on the Pitch”
In a post-match interview that left reporters struggling to keep straight faces, professional footballer Jamie Cartwright blamed his team’s crushing 4-0 defeat on an issue he claimed was entirely out of his control: the grass was simply “too grassy.” “Honestly, I don’t know how they expect us to perform under these conditions,” Cartwright told journalists
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