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Keir Starmer Set to Follow Trump and Launch His Own Crypto Coin

In a shocking move that has left both financial experts and political commentators baffled, Labour leader Keir Starmer is reportedly preparing to launch his own cryptocurrency, tentatively named “StarmerCoin”. Sources close to the opposition leader say the decision was inspired by Donald Trump’s own foray into digital assets, with Starmer determined to prove that “Labour

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Local Councils Now Selling Logo Sponsorships on Clothing to Boost Funds

In a bold attempt to plug the ever-growing holes in their budgets, local councils across the UK have started selling advertising space on their staff uniforms. Leeds City Council is leading the charge, unveiling a striking new partnership with fast food giant German Doner Kebab (GDK). Starting this week, council workers—including bin collectors, parking wardens,

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Astronomers Announce New Constellation Named After ‘Hawk Tuah’ Girl

In a groundbreaking announcement that has sent shockwaves through the scientific community, astronomers have confirmed the discovery of a brand-new constellation—officially named “Hawk Tuah” in honor of the internet’s latest viral sensation. Dr. Leonard Nebula, lead researcher at the International Space Observation Institute, made the announcement late last night, stating: “This is a once-in-a-lifetime event.

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Manchester United’s New Strategy: Injuries as a Tactical Masterstroke?

In a move that has left fans and pundits scratching their heads, Manchester United has unveiled a groundbreaking strategy: leveraging player injuries to gain a competitive edge.                            Following the recent cruciate ligament injury of defender Lisandro Martínez during a 2-0 loss to

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