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We’d love to say “Feel free to reach out!” but honestly, we’d prefer you don’t. We’re too busy writing fake news and perfecting our comedic timing. But hey, if you must, try shouting really loud at your screen – it might be just as effective.
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Award programs
We would love to reward you for your efforts but we can’t. We spent all our money on Greggs PJ’s to wear at Tescos when late night shopping.
Events
We always say we will have a Christmas party and Event but we never do. So don’t Bother asking to come.
Press & Media
It’s just me and my iPhone 3 and and Instamatic Camera where you have to shake the photo for it to process.
Reprints
We can reprint any article and send it to you via email. Payment is 1 Bitcoin per post.