In a groundbreaking announcement that has sent shockwaves through the scientific community, astronomers have confirmed the discovery of a brand-new constellation—officially named “Hawk Tuah” in honor of the internet’s latest viral sensation.
Dr. Leonard Nebula, lead researcher at the International Space Observation Institute, made the announcement late last night, stating:
“This is a once-in-a-lifetime event. Never before has a celestial body so perfectly encapsulated the cultural significance of an internet meme. The Hawk Tuah constellation is a tribute to the profound impact of… well, whatever that girl said.”
The constellation, located somewhere between Orion’s Belt and the part of the sky where your WiFi always cuts out, features a striking pattern that vaguely resembles someone spitting. Scientists argue that, much like its namesake, it’s hard to ignore, slightly chaotic, and absolutely everywhere.
A Star-Studded Tribute
Astronomers have already proposed official names for some of the brightest stars in the Hawk Tuah constellation, including:
- Spitticus Major – the central star, representing sheer dedication.
- The Gob Nebula – a swirling formation that reportedly “hits different.”
- Loogie-7 – a small but powerful star with undeniable force.
The astronomical community is divided over whether the constellation will stand the test of time or burn out like every other viral sensation. However, NASA has hinted at the possibility of incorporating “Hawk Tuah” into official star maps, claiming it may be “the most accurate representation of human culture in 2025.”
As for the Hawk Tuah girl herself? She has yet to comment, but sources close to her say she simply “let that thang out.”
Stay tuned for updates—unless a new meme emerges and we forget all about this in two weeks.